(Phil DiStefano is CU-Boulder's Chancellor, a repeat DUI offender who leads today's attempt to stop CU's famous 4/20 cannabis smoke-in/prohibition protest. They're posting hundreds of cops to stop anyone without a CU ID from coming on campus, and spreading smelly fish fertilizer where the celebration occurs. -Evan)
Here's video from 2009:
The Grinch who tried to steal 4/20
"Pooh-Pooh to the Stoners!" Phil was grinch-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that no 4/20 is coming!"
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Stoners down in Boulder will all cry Boo-Hoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned Phil, "That I simply MUST hear!" So he paused. And DiStefano put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started real low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But boy was it merry!
He stared down at Boulder! Out popped Phil's eyes! Then he shook: what he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Stoner in Boulder, the tall and the small, Was singing and smoking! With no permits at all!
He HADN'T stopped 4/20 from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And DiStefano, with his feet ice-cold in the fish fertilizer, stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came without permits! It came without speeches!" "It came without Frisbees, or costumes or bleachers!" And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then DiStefano thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe 4/20," he thought,"doesn't come from a permit." "Maybe 4/20...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then...? Well...in Boulder they say, DiStefano fired up a fatty and had a very nice day!
YOU CAN'T STOP 4/20 from Coming!